A Night of Spatula Madness Edit
Edward stumbles upon The Hobo Spatula in the middle of the night while wandering town, giving him a granola bar out of fear he will mug him. In return The Hobo Spatula allows him to view his punny creations. He has made numerous pieces out of dead animals and clocks, with puns for some. These include a giraffe covered in clocks with "turn right only" signs impaled in its trachea, three clock-coated sea otters dressed and arranged in a tasteful diorama of 19th century well-induced society, many clocks with presumably real bat wings attached to them that hang from chains, and also a hidden room with a plethora of manatees hanging by chains with clocks impaled in them. He is also revealed as an expert in the history and development of string theory, as he sings a song (with a fantastic coreographedd performance in his head) about such.